[quote user="Lauretha"]Dear Arudin,

what are you doing next Friday night? I have some very expensive elven wine, a luxurious apartment with lots of silken cushions and many an academic difference I would love to discuss thoroughly with a fellow mage.


My regards,
Lauretha, the sun-elven enchantress.
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Hey! Back off! Arudin is mine! Plus a simple enchantress can't compare to an arcane archer.

Dear Menalanna, firstly -  I am wizard and so is Arudin, so we DO have academic differences to discuss. So, unfortunately, you, as an archer, even arcane archer, cannot fill in my place in this little engagement. I would  also like to point out, that trivialising my chosen profession, you are also trivialising Arudin's accomplishments - an enchantress is still a wizardress, only specialising in a certain field of magic, as I said earlier (plus, as we are speaking of a character designed in the time of 2 edition, has charisma scores that meet some very high requirements... which you have little chance of matching).

And, unfortunately once again (at least for you) I seem to recall you from another time&place (forum;p) and know that you can't, in fact, be meeting with Arudin Friday night as you have to spend the time with the so-proclaimed true love of yours, an elven wizard going by the name of Xan of Evereska, if I remember correctly?

Not to mention that gold elves have to stick together. Since you are not a one, it should be you to back off.

(:>)


And Vkm Spouge, fear not for we (I...?) have everything under control. (or will have; enchantments are absolutely irreplaceable when it comes to dealing with wild crowds of fans, and as a specialized mage I have all this fancy bonuses... success is definitely in the cards:>)


PS: Vkm, do you REALLY think Arudin would try to stop 2 elven girls from having a catfight over (and in front of) him?

Listen you little gnat of a puny elf, I have a proposition for you, one I doubt you can refuse...
I want you to kill Durnkrag,, the others' passing to the Nine Hells are of no consequence to me, just the Dwarvern Paladin.
In exchange for your brutal assassination of him, I'll give you powers unlimited, or as unlimited as my master, Asmodeus, Arch-Duke of Hell and Ruler of Nessus, allows.
And I'll probably give you a bag of gold, let's say 200?
Now, what say you, Arudin?

Dear Arudin,

few of questions:

1) if love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

2) Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

3) if man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

4) how do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

5) How did a fool and his money get together?

6)If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

7) whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?

8)Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

9)Why is it that when someone tells another that there’s billions of stars in the universe, they believe them. But if they tell them there’s wet paint somewhere they have to touch it?

10) If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

(I know you cant answer all of them, but answer any one that you choose.)

-- Dan Halo