Method: Make him watch the dimented cartoon movie over and over till his brain explodes (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.html)

bid: 2bajillion and ONE pies!

My spoon is too big.

Too bad you're not bidding it.

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What's the point of a hero with no one to save?

Le sigh

Oh, no, there are just too many pies here...

...can I increase my bid to 10 gallons of milk?

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"Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"
I will f*** you in the ass and mouth
Catullus, XVI

Things do sound more profound in Latin...

Is it bull-milk?

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"We the unwilling, led by the unknowning, have been doing the impossible for the ungrateful. In fact, we have been doing so much with so little for so long, we now believe we can do anything, with nothing, in no time at all."

"Neither by chance nor destiny."

Polar Bear. Igloo. Radar. Eggman.

It’s like crack. Crack that slaps you in the face and calls you a ***. And you like it.

Worse, Agnald milk.

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What's the point of a hero with no one to save?

Le sigh

Mwahahahahahaha !!! *laughs maniacally*

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"Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo"
I will f*** you in the ass and mouth
Catullus, XVI

Things do sound more profound in Latin...

I said "about"...not dead...about to die.

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...wee?

Well you've been outbid anyway, so it doesn't matter.

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What's the point of a hero with no one to save?

Le sigh

When do we get to kill you?

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"We the unwilling, led by the unknowning, have been doing the impossible for the ungrateful. In fact, we have been doing so much with so little for so long, we now believe we can do anything, with nothing, in no time at all."

"Neither by chance nor destiny."

Polar Bear. Igloo. Radar. Eggman.

It’s like crack. Crack that slaps you in the face and calls you a ***. And you like it.

That's up to the death master, as is which bid to accept. This time's death master is Rag, so ask him.

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What's the point of a hero with no one to save?

Le sigh

Oh, deathmaster rag, when can we wipe the sentient smear of fecal matter that is fluffy off the face of this vinyl floor we call earth with the disinfectant wipe of painful killing?

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"We the unwilling, led by the unknowning, have been doing the impossible for the ungrateful. In fact, we have been doing so much with so little for so long, we now believe we can do anything, with nothing, in no time at all."

"Neither by chance nor destiny."

Polar Bear. Igloo. Radar. Eggman.

It’s like crack. Crack that slaps you in the face and calls you a ***. And you like it.

Meh.  I'll give it another day or so.  If there aren't any more bids by then, I'll pick someone and we'll commence the killing. 

Oh, Ligand.  Just for clarification, what do you mean by "a year's supply of cracks"?  Do you mean a year's supply of crack? 

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No, he means bulider's clevage.

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What's the point of a hero with no one to save?

Le sigh

No, a magazine, its finger-lickin' good, kind of

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"We the unwilling, led by the unknowning, have been doing the impossible for the ungrateful. In fact, we have been doing so much with so little for so long, we now believe we can do anything, with nothing, in no time at all."

"Neither by chance nor destiny."

Polar Bear. Igloo. Radar. Eggman.

It’s like crack. Crack that slaps you in the face and calls you a ***. And you like it.