well, the thought was that htey should consume it, but they end up producing it

so we got a bit of a broken chain here

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BORK!

Scathach Kythnyan:

Don't kobolds consume paperwork? Or do they produce it?

Considering what some paperwork is then I would have to say it is produced by Kobolds as waste.

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Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!

So, we're back to square one.

I prefer circle one to square one, it's more rounded.

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Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!

But squares have nice sharp points, circles are nice safe toys for halflings.

I wonder if I should build a trebuchet to launch more kobolds across to Alaska for Kayless. I hope he doesn't mind that they are undead.

The kobolds took advantage of my extra work hours and staged a revolt.  They've since escaped into the mountains. I've dispatched bounty hunters to retrieve them, so with a little luck they should be chained back to their drawing desks soon.

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Little, lizard creatures in the middle of Alaska with winter coming in? They won't last long.

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Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!

They have parkas.

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Dungeon Crawl Inc. - It's the most fun you can have without three midgets and a whip!

Kobolds with parkas! They could rule the world!...

...or at least a small part of Alaska.

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Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!

As long as they don't cross the water to my island, I have enough monster fodder and kobolds don't keep.

I think you are in luck, Kobolds are renowned for their ship building skills.

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Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!

With the winds comming through here lately they will get blown back to shore.  I may need monster fodder next month, but the weather will not cooperate.

We could always get them Gnome patented engines instead of sails.

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Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!

That would work. They would explode half way here.

Admittedly the plan does have its drawbacks but it'll be fun see which boat gets the furthest before exploding.

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Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!