You’re damn right I’m someone’s favorite character, as Thunt (of Goblin’s fame) put it. I’m a DCI celebrity. :P

Longer than two hours?!? Why I… it’s all those bumbling tall folks fault… don’t know how to give a machine the love and care it needs.

good god twitch, please say we're talking about the same sort of machine here

and if not, lie about it and say we're talking about a machine made for, let's say, traveling under water

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BORK!

I'm talking about any kind of machine.

1. Teagan (Who wouldnt like an attractive drow?)
2. Twitch (More Twich!)
3. Arudin (Snappy comments.)
4. Durngrim (Do I really have to say why?)
5. Castor (A tough fight about 5th place in this one. The other one was EPSC.)

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"Everything is run by women, hence making us men just playtoys and slaves. Dont even think of arquing with them since they can make your life a living hell. In the end there will be no need for us men since women can do it by themselves."
- Me, just before I got twacked with an aluminium pipe.

"It's fun to stay at the E-P-S-C"

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BORK!

Nocharim:

1. Teagan (Who wouldnt like an attractive drow?)
2. Twitch (More Twich!)
3. Arudin (Snappy comments.)
4. Durngrim (Do I really have to say why?)
5. Castor (A tough fight about 5th place in this one. The other one was EPSC.)

*places a dunce cap on Nocharim*
That'll teach you to put Castor above me

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EPSC: She's crazy, lazy and oh-so-lovable!


"The deific powers I emit will surely burn your retinas!!!"

EPSC's World of Art!
GHE Art Department

Evil Princess Sarah Chlyallia:

That'll teach you to put Castor above me

Sounds kinky

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If at first you dont succeed, dont try skydiving
Both diapers and politicians need to be changed--and usually for the same reasons

I suppose it would sound that way given my reputation, but I hope everyone knows what I meant.

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EPSC: She's crazy, lazy and oh-so-lovable!


"The deific powers I emit will surely burn your retinas!!!"

EPSC's World of Art!
GHE Art Department

Dont assume that I know what you mean since my twisted and corrupted mind can take that in many ways.

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"Everything is run by women, hence making us men just playtoys and slaves. Dont even think of arquing with them since they can make your life a living hell. In the end there will be no need for us men since women can do it by themselves."
- Me, just before I got twacked with an aluminium pipe.

Nocharim:

Dont assume that I know what you mean since my twisted and corrupted mind can take that in many ways.

Wow you should fit in very well here

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If at first you dont succeed, dont try skydiving
Both diapers and politicians need to be changed--and usually for the same reasons

I've decided that everyone here is insane and/or perverted.It's practically a requirement to hang out here at this point.And if,by some miracle,you come across this forum and are normal,we will find ways to warp you.

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Ever so slowly I slip into the depths of madness...

Nocharim:

Dont assume that I know what you mean since my twisted and corrupted mind can take that in many ways.

I think you will find yourself at home around here.

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Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!

Adre:

I've decided that everyone here is insane and/or perverted.It's practically a requirement to hang out here at this point.And if,by some miracle,you come across this forum and are normal,we will find ways to warp you.

We won't be undersold!

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EPSC: She's crazy, lazy and oh-so-lovable!


"The deific powers I emit will surely burn your retinas!!!"

EPSC's World of Art!
GHE Art Department

We will sacrifice our competitors.

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Nihil est ab omni partum beatum.
(Nothing is an unmixed blessing)

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Resistance is Futile!


(sorry had to be said)

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H-here, b-bunny, bunny, bunny...