Merchandise! Part II!

Okay, so I'm going to offer merchandise. I think I'll start by offering just one thing, then adding others as time goes on. What should I offer at first?

I vote for a t-shirt...it's the only one I could really use. I don't drink much coffee, I have an optical mouse, and I only wear edible underwear...so...yeah. T-shirt.

Mug $10.99
White T-Shirt $13.99 (cheapest shirt)
Mousepad $10.99
Boxer Shorts $12.99
Classic Thong $7.99

There your prices be.

what's the difference between classic thong and new vanilla thong(tm) ?

apart from the flavour you mean?

naturally

i think the vanilla one melts after a couple of minutes

mmm, vanilla thong...

... wait, what?

I didn't see an option for "soul", so instead I voted for the t-shirt.

I'd like soul.
Nassau gone funky?

Mmmm... soul...

wait, what?