While you were gone...

<Dest> OMG!!!1
<Dest> TEH BEERY MAD A FUNY!!!11 ROFLOL!!1
<Mr_Shroom> Wootage.
<Mr_Shroom> Shaddap, Rectal Scum!
<Dest> Rectal Scum?
<Dest> This looks like a job for....
*** Dest is now known as EnemaMan
<EnemaMan> ENEMA MAN!
<Mr_Shroom> Doot-de-doooo!
<Mr_Shroom> Dee-doodily-doot-dee-doo
<Mr_Shroom> de-doot-de-dooooooooo!
<Mr_Shroom> Yaaay!
<Mr_Shroom> Quick, EnemaMan, Beerman is in trouble!
<Mr_Shroom> His ass is backed up!
<Mr_Shroom> Your t3h only one who can save him!
<EnemaMan> I will save him!
<EnemaMan> Quick, Mr_Shroom, hand my my Enematic 5000!
<EnemaMan> s/my/me/
<Mr_Shroom> I'm...not touching that.
<EnemaMan> For the love o'...
<EnemaMan> Put on some gloves then
<Mr_Shroom> *tosses it over with a stick*
<EnemaMan> Err
<EnemaMan> Thanks
* EnemaMan picks up the Enematic 5000
<Mr_Shroom> YAAAY! I'm helping!
<EnemaMan> Fastest Enema in the world my friend
<EnemaMan> Your colon will be cleaner than a surgeon's operating table
<EnemaMan> ...
<EnemaMan> I don't think I can bring myself to do this
<Coan_Arcanius> heh
<EnemaMan> Oh
<EnemaMan> What the hell.
* EnemaMan sticks the Enematic up Beerman's rear and hits go.
* EnemaMan watches as Beerman rockets across the room, trailing water.
*** You are now talking to channel #3fs
* EnemaMan gives a thumbs up.
*** Mr_Shroom is now known as Captain
<EnemaMan> CaptainDouche?
<Fenris> Thumbs up what?
*** Captain is now known as Captain_Constipation
<Captain_Constipation> AHHA!
<EnemaMan> OH NO
<Captain_Constipation> We meet again, EnemaMan!
<EnemaMan> MY ARCH NEMESIS
<Captain_Constipation> MUHAHAHA
* EnemaMan throws some laxatives at Captain_Constipation
<Fenris> I smell log humour.. literally.
<EnemaMan> DIE UNHOLY SCUM
<Captain_Constipation> Your Enematic is useless, fool!
*** Tony is now known as NONSOLUABLEFIBER-MAN
<EnemaMan> No!!!!
<NONSOLUABLEFIBER-MAN> I SOFTEN FECES FOR EASY ENEMA DISCHARGE!
<Fenris> Quite
<EnemaMan> Help.. me.. NONSOLUABLEFIBER-MAN...
<Coan_Arcanius> stop this, you're making me laugh out loud in the real world...thats bad at 1:30am!
* NONSOLUABLEFIBER-MAN viciously attacks Captain_Constipation
<Captain_Constipation> *Using his evil powers of constipation, Captain Constipation focuses his Poop-Hardener beam on EnemaMan!*
<EnemaMan> Soften his hard constipated soul!
<Captain_Constipation> *BAF!*
<EnemaMan> NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
* NONSOLUABLEFIBER-MAN sprinkes metamucil all over Captain_Constipation
* EnemaMan stumbles
<Captain_Constipation> No!
<NONSOLUABLEFIBER-MAN> RUN EnemaMan! WHILE HES WEAKENED@
<EnemaMan> The beam!
<EnemaMan> Turn off the beam!
<Captain_Constipation> Not the tasty and nutriional power of Metamucil!
* NONSOLUABLEFIBER-MAN turns off the beam
<EnemaMan> I GET HARDER BY THE SECOND
<NONSOLUABLEFIBER-MAN> LOL
<EnemaMan> Thank you NONSOLUABLEFIBER-MAN!
<Captain_Constipation> You'll pay for this, EnemaMan!
* EnemaMan gets the Metamucil cannon
<EnemaMan> Now we'll see who's who
* NONSOLUABLEFIBER-MAN turns on the Fiber-Overdose beam and aims it at EnemaMan
<NONSOLUABLEFIBER-MAN> soften up and kill!
<EnemaMan> Get the Enematic 5000 ready!
<Captain_Constipation> Nooooo!
<EnemaMan> We haven't much time!
* NONSOLUABLEFIBER-MAN fills and prepares the Enematic 5000
<NONSOLUABLEFIBER-MAN> READY!
* EnemaMan fires the Metamucil Cannon o' softener
<EnemaMan> NOW NONSOLUABLEFIBER-MAN!
* NONSOLUABLEFIBER-MAN inserts the Enematic 5000 into Captain_Constipation and turns it on
<EnemaMan> HAH!
<Captain_Constipation> I'm softening, softening, softening!
<EnemaMan> THE DAY IS SAVED
<NONSOLUABLEFIBER-MAN> TASTE STOOL-SOFTENING JUSTICE!
<Captain_Constipation> What a world, what a world what a world!
<EnemaMan> Uhnn...
<EnemaMan> Turn it off dude..
<EnemaMan> He's turning into...
<EnemaMan> Ewwwwwww
<NONSOLUABLEFIBER-MAN> ack!
*** Captain_Constipation is now known as X_dead_X
* NONSOLUABLEFIBER-MAN flips it off
<EnemaMan> You've made him too soft..
<EnemaMan> I'm not going anywhere near that mess.
*** X_dead_X is now known as Mr_Narrator
<Mr_Narrator> AND ONCE AGAIN, THE DAY IS SAVED
<Mr_Narrator> THANKS TO
* NONSOLUABLEFIBER-MAN unknowingly sprinkles too much starch on Captain_Constipation's liquidy corpse
<NONSOLUABLEFIBER-MAN> OH GOD
<NONSOLUABLEFIBER-MAN> HES GETTING HARD AGAIN
<Mr_Narrator> ENEMAMAN AND NONSOLUABLEFIBER-MAN!
<Fenris> No Tony.. it's over.
<EnemaMan> ((LOL))
<EnemaMan> Dude
<Mr_Narrator> *cue theme music*
<EnemaMan> You're making pooper-mache
<NONSOLUABLEFIBER-MAN> Fenris...the battle between constipation and regularity is never over.
<Fenris> It is today my friend, it is today
<Mr_Narrator> Doot-de-doooo! Dee-doodily-doot-dee-doo! de-doot-de-dooooooooo!
<EnemaMan> That's right. Remember kids. 3 Servings of fibre a day.
<Mr_Narrator> ENEMAMAAAAAAAAAN
<Mr_Narrator> DUN!
<NONSOLUABLEFIBER-MAN> eat your raisin bran!
*** Mr_Narrator is now known as Mr_Shroom
* EnemaMan stands there looking heroic.
<EnemaMan> cue credits
* NONSOLUABLEFIBER-MAN freezes on the stool hardening see and uses it as a to-be-continued scene
<EnemaMan> The End
<Mr_Shroom> I smell an Emmy.
<NONSOLUABLEFIBER-MAN> lol
<Mr_Shroom> Or an Enema.
*** EnemaMan is now known as Dest
<Mr_Shroom> One of the two.
*** NONSOLUABLEFIBER-MAN is now known as Tony
<Dest> GENIUS
<Tony> Goon needs to make that his 200th comic irc log
<Mr_Shroom> lol
<Dest> Someone who can draw has to make that into a comic
<Mr_Shroom> I think I got it...
<Mr_Shroom> Sweet.
<Mr_Shroom> Got the whole thing.
<Tony> Fenris...make this into a comic
<Tony> NOW
<Tony> give it to us
<Tony> so we can sign it
<Dest> YES Fenny! :D
<Tony> then we sell it
<Fenris> Good lord no
<Mr_Shroom> This will go down the annuls of time
<Dest> annals of time!
<Dest> HAH!
<Tony> heh heh heh, annals
<Mr_Shroom> Next to SuperVengeanceNinjaMonkey and 'Nannaman
<Dest> You made a funny
<Fenris> This is Gooni material through and through
<Fenris> He enjoys discharge themes I've noticed

DAMN YUO! I don't laugh out loud, but that made me crack up! BASTARDS.

<NONSOLUABLEFIBER-MAN> TASTE STOOL-SOFTENING JUSTICE!

That... is the best line. Ever.

Gee. I sure am sorry I missed that. Really.
/me does the shifty eyes

And no, there will be no enema man in my comics goddamnit. If you want it in comic form do it yourselves!


Crazy twisted ass people

<NONSOLUABLEFIBER-MAN> Fenris...the battle between constipation and regularity is never over.

Bastards. Laughed so hard it sparked off a coughing fit...

it's things like that that restore my faith in my fellow internet bretheren. keep it cerazyyyee! :rock:

you f**ks, you made me laugh like a nutter in the uni library....not that i dont do that often reading all the webcomics...but thats BESIDES the point!

heh i love Fen's sarky comments
<Fenris> It is today my friend, it is today
and
<Fenris> This is Gooni material through and through
<Fenris> He enjoys discharge themes I've noticed

you guys are the geeky friends i never had *sniff*

*chebbs* :p

We would be the geeky friends you actually have if you'd show up some more in irc *hint hint*

I should do that more as well...

heyyyyyyyyyyyy

you know its not my fault! i'd be there every frikkin nite if i could, its just;

a) i have no computer at my flat
b) im rarely at my flat anyways
c) the TIME differences when you'se are waking up im going to sleep :p
d) im in my 3rd year at uni so the work = a shedload
e) stop picking on me *sob*

*chebbs* - and now im off to a rock nite
:rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock:

Well at least the hidden cameras that Samus planted make up for it

Blast you GOONIGOOGOO! You've revealed my secret identity!

/me stabs Dest in the face

/me bites Tates face lovingly.*

/me vomits uncontrollably

/me leaves this thread to rot

bump

shadoop.

shadoop shadoop. shanananananananana. shadoop.

Rotting shit, ewww.

where did you get that from? no-one said anything about rotting shit...

Originally posted by goonigoogoo
/me leaves this thread to rot


And what about EnemaMan and CaptainConstipation, huh?

Keep your ears peeled. I might have a surprise for you guys later this month regarding this thread.

lordy no

Sweet hoppin' Moses, y'all!

I'm just writing stuff here, keep neglecting this thread.

Okay.

O,O
....
SWEET MONKEY JEEBUS TEH H0RR0R....

Yes, much horror. Horror of doooom.

more like WHORE of doom.

oh, and me and dub own every thread!

Own them like we do our domain name! bandwich.net (http://www.bandwich.net)

yes... go us... wooo

you better be watching the CAN vs USA game on TSN, dub. its 2-2.

make that 3-2 for Canada! that was an amazing goal

DAMN THE INTERNATIONAL ICEING RULE!!! DAMN IT TO HELL!!!

WOOH!!! Who Cares?!!! We WON!!!

who cares? you did NOT just say that. you live in Canada, and you say 'Who Cares.' im am personally gonna punch you for every canadian...

Oh god, all six of us?

all six canadians? wow, i always thought there were more... lot of empty houses then