Greetings and questions

Greetings. I am the most terrifying person you will ever meet. Unless you ever see a picture of me and realize that the phrase "geek muscle" adequatly describes my physical capacity. In any case I discovered this comic today and have spent many hours reading, laughing, and scaring my parents.

And now, my question.
In the comic http://www.elgoonishshive.com/story.php?0124 it clearly states that Tedd and Elliot met in the fourth grade.
However, on the bio for Elliot http://www.elgoonishshive.com/characters.php?goon=elliot it is stated that they met in the third grade.
My question at last: Is it scary that, with everything else in the 400+ comics I have read today, that this is what I pick up on? No, really. I'm questioning my sanity here.

I say you've obviously lurked long enough to pick off the neccessary insanity off other forum members...either that or simply off the comic if you haven't been lurking.

My idea of an answer to your question: how many kids remember *exactly* when they met their friend?

oh, and hi!

What? You mean I've stumbled onto another insane forum?

Has this one topped an army of dead fish wielding monkey ninjas in combat with an army of diamond-encrusted peeps?

the bio was probably just a typo. it can be changed

Croeso

Well...just check some of the more random looking threads...

...just don't go off topic on the more comic related ones. It's not as if they're not crazy enough when on-topic ;)

Originally posted by Ryvaken Tal`Draco
What? You mean I've stumbled onto another insane forum?

Has this one topped an army of dead fish wielding monkey ninjas in combat with an army of diamond-encrusted peeps?

No, but we have the largest assortment of cat girls in the world and have changed into numerous things including bob hope and each other

and we have Major Kerina

Mmm cat girls *licks muzzle, sniffs*

And don't fogeat my own army of Moogles (made by Moogle Rain) who collected themselves into the shape of one, giant moogle, who was about to take over the word...before being turned into little toys by one of thouse pesky Salior Girls...I WAS SO CLOSE!

And yes, eating Cat-girls IS fun. Apart from all the CONSENT SCREAMING that is.

Eating? Nah I was thinking captivity, torture, mix in a few thousand aphrodisiacs...

careful what u say Ry. dont want to be a unic do you?

Meh. I'm too decent to ever get past the blustering stage of being diabolical. Unless people start wearing beaver on their heads.

Nah, never waste cat-girls on TOTURE, that just ruins their flavor! No, you have to eat them fresh. Tortured, their far to sour.

(only joking cat-girls, I'd never eat a mixture of my two favourate things!)

We have bunnies and weresquirrels here. The cargirls are squatters who have *THWOCK*

... Okay, where did that hammer come from?

Originally posted by Matt_Catt
careful what u say Ry. dont want to be a unic do you?

A small luggage store (http://unic.onlinebags.com/splash.ch2?noflash=1) operating out of a kiosk in a mall?

I'd worry more about being a eunuch (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=eunuch&r=67).

Don't eat me! I'm too cute to be eaten!

Originally posted by Matt_Catt
we have Major Kerina

The one and only, as long as no one cloned me while I was sleeping....0.o

Hi, I'd go by the comic. The bios are still a work in progress.

Originally posted by showler
A small luggage store (http://unic.onlinebags.com/splash.ch2?noflash=1) operating out of a kiosk in a mall?

I'd worry more about being a eunuch (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=eunuch&r=67).

Question my spelling abilities why dont you

hmm.. that is odd.. i thought it was spelled unic as well... perhaps, if the idiosyncresy continues it will be changed.
Language is malleable. look at 1337.

Sorry, but I had to inventory a Unic a while back.

I *really* don't want to ever have to inventory a eunuch. I'm pretty sure he'd be short a couple of thngs.

Originally posted by showler
I *really* don't want to ever have to inventory a eunuch. I'm pretty sure he'd be short a couple of thngs.

:doh:

jeez.. that's some BAAAAAAD humour.
inventory a eunich... ugh. stab me with a rusty spork, why don't you...

OK
*Ryv stabs Acanous with a rusty spork*

WHEE! back to the hospitol for another tetnus shot!