Dan's Hat

We have heard of Dan's master plan to get a new hat, but what sort of hat would he get?

It would be a beaver.

I don't know but if it requires him to get millions of dollars first, it must be really fancy.

It better not be dragonskin, that's all I'm saying.

A French beret. Like Sarah's. Cos he's an artist an' all.

Dan should get a tophat. One of those large ones, like Lincoln had. No reason, but that would be humorous.

I suppose you'll be suggesting a waistjacket and no pants next.

You fools! It's going to be a live beaver!

maby a live wolverine lol :evil:

Whilst a tophat and waistcoat might look good on Dan, he needs a hat with a feather in it.

Seriously, people will respect you. Espeically if it's purple. (Okay, maybe only Matt might respect you)

The P-word has been said! Hit the deck! *begins punching the floor*

Returning to sanity, Dan should get a bowling shoe. Wait, that's not sanity. Curses!

maby a cactus or a bonzai tree

Oooh, he should get a bonsai tree. Otherwise my cactus would get jealous.

I swear it lives on air humidity, I havent watered it in years.

Don't cacti tend to live in areas with little to no water? Or am I just an idiot?

Drake: Yes, and yes. ;)

And did anyone else make the connection between bonsai and penguins? If so, let's exchange pity for eachother.

Squirel skin cap, perhaps..... (Kidding, I'm only kidding!)

Squirel skin cap, perhaps.....

HEATHEN!!!

With a big furry tail down the back....


I'm just kidding, I woulen't have poor Grace hurt for the world!

While you only said squirrels, your mind leaped straight to Grace. Dirty conscience?

I thought the squirel reference inferred Grace. But I wouldn't have her hurt for anything. She is just soooo sweet, but it could be a funny filler....

I feel dirty now. :(

As you should. (Pray that GST never finds out)

Moving on, Dan should get one of those hat-wigs with the fake hair coming out underneath the hat. Why you ask? I don't know. You tell me.

He's loing his fur?

Maybe not, but its better to be prepared in case some scissors wielding maniac comes after him and cuts off all his hair.

a bonsai tree is perfect because while he has (comic)writers block he can trim it and keep it healthy to stop him from destroying the comp lol :Popcorn:

<- Maniac runs by with squirel girl Dan's pony tail.

lol

He should use a pony tail palm for his bonsai! He would just look like he had crazy green hair!, and cause it would look cool. :)

I'm surprised no one has suggesting a pirate hat yet. In preperation for tomorrow... May I say... Yar.

whats goin on tomarow?

National Talk Like a Pirate Day... Arrrrrrr.

oh...well than arr...i will het ye gold dabloons if its the last thing i do

i just got a great idea
it will be a huge styrafoam sombrero (probibly misspelled but it gets the point across)

are you all kidding (of course you are becuase... well um I am too.. yeah that should do it)
dan is gonna get one of them beanies that has a propeler attached and straps around your head. so he can either get his head yanked off or he can yell at us from the sky saying " I am the flying squirrel of doom and I will rain acorns on your pitiful city! muhahaha..."
then agian i could be wrong

Flying squirrel of DOOM..... huh..... ya know, that sounds like a cool filler.

DEATH FROM ABOVE!

lol that would be a good t-shirt too

I think an adaption of the bonsai idea: have a little bonsai tree in which a little squirrel lives.

The little squirrel liveing in Dan's bonsai hat is his concience!