: What is wrong with the world?


Impseth
Why can't any of that cool stuff happen IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!! <huff> <puff>

'specially the transformation gun.....mmmmmm

Prince Karo
real life sucks, that's why...

GrimDark
If it were part of normal life it wouldn't be cool, it would just be normal.

T_Drake
But then there could be a story about the kind of life we lead, and it would be exciting seeing people try to get along without all the weird stuff happening.

71-hour Ahmed
Like having their orange mug stolen.


waaahhahhaaaa :errr: my mug!

NewLink
If it were part of normal life it wouldn't be cool, it would just be normal.
I happen to disagree with you GrimDark, what if a TF gun got to our hands by an incredible and unthinkable event? like a dimensional portal opened from the EGS universe to our door? hmm? you tought of something like that? then it'd be cool..............or not?

PRINCEofNIGHTMARES
I happen to disagree with you GrimDark, what if a TF gun got to our hands by an incredible and unthinkable event? like a dimensional portal opened from the EGS universe to our door? hmm? you tought of something like that? then it'd be cool..............or not?


I've thought aboiut that dimensional portal-thing before....... but it usually involves someONE comeing through it.... :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

T_Drake
SomeONE or someONES? Plural makes it all the better.

:hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

I deserved that.

Impseth
Now let's say someone actually gets a tran gun or builds one him/herself, to test this device one would most likely turn on the first unsuspecting person he could find to see if it works, or a friend. Now, let's say it works wonders and the person you shot was able to transform at will into a jeremy/human shape. Now you say "That's cool" and turn it on yourself and get transformed into a goldfish or something. That would suck.

GrimDark
I happen to disagree with you GrimDark, what if a TF gun got to our hands by an incredible and unthinkable event? like a dimensional portal opened from the EGS universe to our door? hmm? you tought of something like that? then it'd be cool..............or not?

Well of course THEN it would be cool, but that wasn't the point I was trying to make.

Angelus Lupus
*puts name on waiting list for TF gun*

PRINCEofNIGHTMARES
AL, there is a 444 day cooling off period and a background check.

Ryvaken Tal`Draco
SomeONE or someONES? Plural makes it all the better.

:hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

I deserved that.
I agree. Ellen and Nanase. Or Nanase and a TF gun.

Erzengel
AL, there is a 444 day cooling off period and a background check.

I can wait a year and a quarter.... :)

T_Drake
I agree. Ellen and Nanase. Or Nanase and a TF gun.

Definitely Ellen and Nanase. And hey, that would actually work!

Ryvaken Tal`Draco
Mmm...Threesome...

I either hear a T-Rex of a big hammer. I'm praying for the T-Rex.

PoN
Mmm...Threesome...

I either hear a T-Rex of a big hammer. I'm praying for the T-Rex.


>Pulls out MONSTER hammer<

(In the sweetest voice I can manage) "Come here Ryvaken!" (While hideing rediculously large hammer behind back)
:O_o: :hammer:

Ryvaken Tal`Draco
MOMIE! *runs away*

PoN
>runs afteer Ryvaken<

"You can't escape! Come here and take your medicine you bad boy!"
:hammer:

T_Drake
*sneaks silently away, praying nobody remembers he brought up the plural*

PoN
*sneaks silently away, praying nobody remembers he brought up the plural*


"Your next Drake!" lol

>continues hammery Ryv
:hammer:

T_Drake
*runs away while the princess is busy with Ryv*

PoN
Ryv passes out from the bonks on the head.... "Drakie-pooh, where are you?"

T_Drake
"Not here!"

PoN
>Drake feels a little tap on his shoulder, looks around< (BoNk!) :hammer:

T_Drake
Ow!

PoN
hehe

>gives drake a bandaid and a stuffed bunny< :bunny:

"Feel better?"

T_Drake
There, now that that's over, I think I'm going to go over there.

*runs off away from PoN*

PoN
>Brandishes the Mega-Mallet<

"Anyone else?"

Kspaz
Why must I be so tempted to say something?

This is probably what they mean when they talk about negative recognition.

PoN
Why must I be so tempted to say something?

This is probably what they mean when they talk about negative recognition.


lol, maybe you just know it feels sooo good to be bad.

GrimDark
Ok, ok, lets keep the roleplaying in the forum it's meant to be in, eh? ^-^;;

T_Drake
I've been evil for some time now. It's actually not as bad as some might think.

Impseth
You certainly do feel a sense of hmmm....liberation when you realize your true nature.

Ryvaken Tal`Draco
*is hammered*
I had a vision of being in a threesome with Nanase and Ellen. IT. WAS. WORTH. IT!

PoN
Will they never learn?
:hammer:

GrimDark
*is hammered*
I had a vision of being in a threesome with Nanase and Ellen. IT. WAS. WORTH. IT!

Dude, we've all had that vision ever since Dan made a filler about it awhile back.

CRS2117
Was I dead when this happened? Iv'e never had a threesome with Ellen and Nanase, neither do I want to.

I mean come on! Nanase is lesbian.

Hetzilla
It would be a very weird world if that gun was created in real life and what's this with a threesome? why not a foursome or more?*quickly puts Met hat on to prevent Pon from useing the Hammer*

Angelus Lupus
why not a foursome or more?
cos that's just too confusing.

Tropylium
Was I dead when this happened? Iv'e never had a threesome with Ellen and Nanase, neither do I want to.

I mean come on! Nanase is lesbian.
Me neither... but on that latter point... With the TF gun around, is that supposed to be a problem?