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Hilarious Role-Playing Incidents

Last post 03-08-2008, 4:31 AM by VkmSpouge. 170 replies.
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  •  2/2/2006 5:03:06 PM 766864 in reply to 757101

    Re: Hilarious Role-Playing Incidents

    They're torturing you with kindness! Those Gnomes really know their stuff!
    Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
    Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!

  •  2/2/2006 9:32:55 PM 766868 in reply to 757101

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    Who knows... finger painting can do wonders.
  •  2/3/2006 3:05:31 PM 766938 in reply to 757101

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    Personally,I'd have rather been executed.At least then you don't have to live with the embarresment.
    Ever so slowly I slip into the depths of madness...
  •  2/3/2006 4:47:54 PM 766941 in reply to 757101

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    Gnomes would never execute however they always need people to test their latest inventions on...
    Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
    Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!

  •  2/4/2006 7:36:04 PM 766995 in reply to 757101

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    You have a point.That's practically a garauntee for a shortened lifespan.
    Ever so slowly I slip into the depths of madness...
  •  2/5/2006 1:20:34 PM 767042 in reply to 757101

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    Oh ye of so little faith, everything around you is made by a gnome, the cell you are in, the bed you sleep on, even the food you eat; they haven't exploded or run amuck. As i've been trying to tell you, it's not our fault things go wrong... it's yours; It's always User Error.
  •  2/5/2006 4:03:42 PM 767066 in reply to 757101

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    And it's just a strange coincidence that that the volunteers you test your inventions on always seem to die horrible deaths?  Huh? [:^)]

     

    Oh,and by the way,you succeded in making me paranoid.Thanks alot.

     


    Ever so slowly I slip into the depths of madness...
  •  2/6/2006 6:22:46 AM 767119 in reply to 757101

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     Twitch wrote:
    Oh ye of so little faith, everything around you is made by a gnome, the cell you are in, the bed you sleep on, even the food you eat; they haven't exploded or run amuck.


    That's maybe because the Gnomes have tried to improve them yet.

    Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
    Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!

  •  2/6/2006 12:48:39 PM 767181 in reply to 757101

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    does this mean that gnomes discovered gunpowder?
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  •  2/6/2006 3:32:31 PM 767192 in reply to 757101

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    And it's just a strange coincidence that that the volunteers you test your inventions on always seem to die horrible deaths?” -Adre

    Well it just goes to show that the other races are too incompetent to work a gnomish contraption, personally I'm amazed some of you can work something as complex as a crossbow. Why is it you think we have outsiders test our machines anyway? We are trying to fool proof it, make it so you humans stop hurting yourselves on them... problem is you keep on breeding better fools, it's impossible to keep up. :P

    “Does this mean that gnomes discovered gunpowder?” -Prowl

    Actually yes, at least that's the case in Faerun... it's called Smoke Powder and originated in Lantan, an island (and city) off of the Sword Coast and the home of the gnomes.

  •  2/6/2006 3:44:11 PM 767196 in reply to 757101

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    Gnomes, Gnomes, Gnomes... *sigh*

    A race of comical tinkerers... How cute. I'm not fond of'em, myself. Of course, they're not too fond of me.

    Being a kobold and all.

  •  2/6/2006 4:56:00 PM 767202 in reply to 757101

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     Twitch wrote:

    at least that's the case in Faerun...

    then i'll ask my DM where are we playing...


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  •  2/7/2006 5:55:27 PM 767304 in reply to 767202

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    In FR, gnomes and the Lantannese have access to smoke powder but its not particularly widespread through the rest of the continent as several powerful mages are trying to diminish its trade. Khelben Arunson, for one, wants to limit and regulate access to smoke powder to prevent evil organisations from stockpiling it. Plus, smoke powder is just a little touchy being a hybvrid magical/alchemical substance. It go BOOM easily.

    I've thought of another gaming incident that had me on the floor laughing. I was DMing this time so my enjoyment of the situation was not shared by the players. We have a party of 6 PCs (1 fighter, 2 fighter/barbarians, 1 paladin, 1 rogue, 1 sorcerer). They're big, bad and in the case of the fighter/barbarians very ugly. They also all suffered acutely from Open Door Syndrome. If there was a closed door, they had to open it.

    I managed a Total Party Kill with one goblin and a dog.

    All I can say is they deserved it.


    Nihil est ab omni partum beatum.
    (Nothing is an unmixed blessing)
  •  2/7/2006 8:21:25 PM 767334 in reply to 767304

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    in my case, it's a bad experience; we started a campaign last sunday and we we're only two players (my DM played too, but i hope he can bring more players)

    The story is this: the country i live in (a magocracy) has been overrun by an overlord, and since most of my family had belonged to the council, i'm now considered a threat and had to flee to a nearby country in search for asylum, just when the 3 of us arrived to the border, we got attacked by 6 warriors, 3 with greatswords, and the other 3 with muskets.

    The warriors had the advantage until i casted an entangle spell ( druid/wizard) , 5 of them became trapped and the only one free brought my DM's player (a ranger) down to -3 with a couple of shots; luckily, my other friend (rouge) managed to hold them (and she also killed some of them) until i was able to reach the potions and heal him.by that time, the spell has already ended, leaving 2 wonded musketters, one with her musket on the floor (critical miss).

    hp at start and end of battle:

    Ranger= 10/6(with the help of a cure light wounds potion)

    Rogue=8/2

    Druid/Wizard= 10/6 (the enemies were more interested in the other 2, probably because each time i attacked, i missed)

    And with that explanation, i think i can justify the hate of my character for gunpowder.


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  •  2/7/2006 8:49:02 PM 767336 in reply to 767304

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     Morrigan wrote:

    In FR, gnomes and the Lantannese have access to smoke powder but its not particularly widespread through the rest of the continent as several powerful mages are trying to diminish its trade. Khelben Arunson, for one, wants to limit and regulate access to smoke powder to prevent evil organisations from stockpiling it. Plus, smoke powder is just a little touchy being a hybvrid magical/alchemical substance. It go BOOM easily.



    Not only that but the worshipers of Gond, the gnomes responsible for creating smoke powder are very hush hush with this stuff. They realize they are onto something big and don't want a lot of people to get there hands on it, Gond forbid even learn how to make it! We've got a monopoly on the stuff and we plan on keeping it that way.
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