A comic in time for Christmas, Santa really does exist!
Evil Princess Sarah Chlyallia:It's a Decemberween Miracle!
Now, someone buy me a new car. Your Evilness is car-less at the moment and it displeases her so. (Or spread the word I am doing commissions on my website).
I can buy you a toy car, second hand though.
Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!