Here is where I can answer all your D&D related Q's on "the act" and what can come of it. I know the habits of the different alignments and different races. Ever wonder if there is such a thing as a half-halfling? Wonder how long it takes for goblins to breed? I know it all and if I don't I will soon!

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OK, here's something I want to use in my quest.

The players will arrive at a school where they will learn from best in the proffesion.

The wizard wil have to solve a situation with a set number of spells. How to use these spells will be so strange (like casting 'flesh to stone' on himself or something like that). I can't think of any problem and a strange situation though.

Idea's?

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Roll for a good sig... 1.
Darn, critical miss, oh well.

How does that have to do with sex?

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"The wizard wil have to solve a situation with a set number of spells. How to use these spells will be so strange (like casting 'flesh to stone' on himself or something like that)." - Rob-hin

You need sex magic? I got sex magic. As mentioned before within my huge collection of computerized D&D books is the Encyclopaedia Arcane: Nymphology, it contains many spells along those lines... I could post some if you wish, or as I would perfer perhaps I could send it to you. Perhaps with aim or as an e-mail attachment.

"Localized flesh-to-stone" The wizards viagra.

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H-here, b-bunny, bunny, bunny...

Ahhhhhh....ok.  That one really didnt register for me.

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I was making up that localized stone-to-flesh spell thing. I mean what if it went wrong or you could not undo it?

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H-here, b-bunny, bunny, bunny...

Then you can be a guest actor on many numerous shows on tv that dont have high standards

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Or make a heck of an impact at the local brothel.

 

So Evil, how long is a goblin pregnancy and do they have multiple births?

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H-here, b-bunny, bunny, bunny...

The average Goblin has a 50% chance of pregnancy and is only pregnant for 4 Months. Here's an exerpt from BOEF:

Goblins are one of the most prolific humaniod races, with short gestation times. Pregnant females are active up to the last month of pregnancy, at which point their rarely leave the safety of the warren. Although not noted for kindess, goblin communities instinctively protect pregnant mothers witb a remarkable ferocity. Sadly, this protective streak ends shortyl after birth- only one in three goblins survive their first year, owing to the violent, dangerous nature of the warren. Multiple births are extremely common, with twins being the norm- four or five children are not unheard of. Goblin females may become pregnant again within only a month from their last pregancy.

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Have you actually ever seen a femal goblin?

I am surprised the goblins actually care about the pregnant

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Well when your race is considered a vermin, I'd think you'd want to protect your species... Creepy factoid:

Goblins CAN breed with the following beings: Celestials, Dragons, Dryads, Fiends, Half-Orcs, Hobgoblins, Goblins (duh!), Nymph, Orcs, and Sprites; and MAYBE with Bugbears, Ogres and Satyrs.

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Whoa...with dragons?  Whats the outcome?

I would have figured goblins could mate with bugbears, ogres and orcs, but 2 of those are on the maybe list.

Well I think the goblin race isnt in so much trouble if they just didnt attack people.  I mean you dont hear many adventurers saying "Hey, lets gather our supplies and set out on this epic journey to destroy a goblin lair!"  "Yeah!"  "Here, here!"   For the most part, theyre destroyed because they got in the battle in the first place.  You dont go looking to kill goblins, goblins come looking for you, so they can be killed.

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Silly Tybaltus... Half-Dragon/Half-goblins of course! Dragons are magical beings and can breed with anything that has a reproductive system.

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Well yes   But as in result I meant what does it look like?  What features of each creature does it keep?

This is like the zonkey experiment on a GIGANTIC scale

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