Okay folks, here's your chance to ask everybody's favorite bastard elf a question. On Saturday he'll answer a question he deems worthy in an upcoming filler episode. Try not to ask something that would be considered a spoiler for the comic, but other than that anything goes (just try to keep it relatively clean).  So ask away. Arudin wants to hear from you (okay, he really doesn't give a crap but I'm forcing him to do this). 

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Dear Arudin,

Have you considered cutting your hair? You look sexy with it short.

Hugs & Kisses,
Evil Princess Sara Chlyallia.

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Dear Arudin, 

Have you considered multiclassing? I know, EXP penalty and all, but multiclassing to rogue has its advantages. Sneak Attack, being able to unlock treasure chests so you don't have share with Castor if he's the one that opens it, Evasion, which is best since you've started hanging around Malagorn. Plus, you could always be 'Not that kind of rogue' if your team mates want you to be the trapfinder.

 Love you muchly, Carnivore.

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Dear Arudin,

I seem to recall someone saying:

 "No good can come of this. I've yet to meet a gnome who actually invented something that worked."

Well, well... look who's eating their words now elf-boy, my fine craft got you pretty far until as usual the unskilled hands of a non-gnome mucked things up; I suppose you are going to blame that on me anyhow eh? You can't deny the Twitch-Tech Submersible worked flawlessly and I think you owe me an apology.

Sincerely,

Johan "Twitch" Noswick

Dear Arudin,

Did you ever consider to start working for Thaddeus, considering he'll have you do all sorts of weird jobs, but being rich as he is, he'd probably pay you well and you'd be living in a palace and all... not to mention that rich and excentrical people often draw magical items to themselves like a fire draws moths

Shaddowmaster, de greetest ammong dyslectic thievfs
^^

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BORK!

Dear Arudin,

Would you join a 12000 years old very powerful half-dragon half-protoelf bent on becoming an All-Father (hope I wrote that right and he's not insane just a just smart) as an apprentice?

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Dear Arudin,

Do you think the alignment system is a reasonable of one's motivations and loyalty, or is it just some archaic means of discrimination to keep the morally flexible out of work?

-Vaya

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Not really, since your paladin oath would be kinda detrimental to our prosperity.

Dear Arudin,

If you became a dictator, what would be your plans...and can I be your secound in comand? :3

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In case of a fire yell, "FIRE!"
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Dear Arudin,
Why don't you wear a pointy wizard's hat? It'll stop people mistaking you for an elf with a daft dress sense and clearly mark you out as a wizard.
Your fan,
VkmSpouge.

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Evil Princess Sarah Chlyallia wrote:

Dear Arudin, Have you considered cutting your hair? You look sexy with it short. Hugs & Kisses, Evil Princess Sara Chlyallia.

Ditto

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I'm sorry ladys for not  aggreing  with you  and for not being on topic but if Arudin were to cut his hair he  would lose his "colorfuly pragmatic" alure.

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Don't click on the picture! Fairly warned be ye!

That being said let's try to keep the spam to a minimum, I know it's crazy but it will help Kayless actually handle ask Arudin if he doesn't have to dig through spam for the actual questions. :P We have plenty of other threads inorder to discuse Arudin... oh look there is one even titled Arudin, would ya look at that... :D

Twitch wrote:

That being said let's try to keep the spam to a minimum, I know it's crazy but it will help Kayless actually handle ask Arudin if he doesn't have to dig through spam for the actual questions. :P We have plenty of other threads inorder to discuse Arudin... oh look there is one even titled Arudin, would ya look at that... :D

Good call, in fact I shall now direct the question of Arudin's Hair length to that thread.


I'd ask a question, but I already asked one...

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Not really, since your paladin oath would be kinda detrimental to our prosperity.

Dear Arudin,

Do you have a familiar? If not, what kind are you looking for?

Love,
Evil Princess Sarah Chlyallia

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Dear Arudin,

Have you ever considered what you would look like as an anime character?

- Twilight

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