Listen you little gnat of a puny elf, I have a proposition for you, one I doubt you can refuse...
I want you to kill Durnkrag,, the others' passing to the Nine Hells are of no consequence to me, just the Dwarvern Paladin.
In exchange for your brutal assassination of him, I'll give you powers unlimited, or as unlimited as my master, Asmodeus, Arch-Duke of Hell and Ruler of Nessus, allows.
And I'll probably give you a bag of gold, let's say 200?
Now, what say you, Arudin?

 

I think he'd say something about how if he refused to betray Durnkrag while he was being tortured why would he betray him for money?

 

And so I'm not breaking the no spaming rules

 

Dear Arudin:

What spell would you use against a creature (i can't remember it's name) that is immune to acid, has damage reduction against fire and ice? The only spell I have been able to harm it with is magic missile...

---

Dear Arudin,

few of questions:

1) if love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

2) Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

3) if man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

4) how do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

5) How did a fool and his money get together?

6)If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

7) whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?

8)Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

9)Why is it that when someone tells another that there’s billions of stars in the universe, they believe them. But if they tell them there’s wet paint somewhere they have to touch it?

10) If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

(I know you cant answer all of them, but answer any one that you choose.)

-- Dan Halo