Dear Arudin,

Ever consider going in the golem makeing buisness. I heard there's allot of cash to be made and a golem is preaty handy around the house (let allone dungeons).

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Don't click on the picture! Fairly warned be ye!

Dear Arudin,

If you had to choose between your friends or immortality, which would you choose?  If you uncomfortable with the idea of killing them, would you be maybe interested in leasing them out?

-Vaya

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Not really, since your paladin oath would be kinda detrimental to our prosperity.

Dear Arudin,
Which one of your fellow Dungeon Crawlers annoys you the most?

VkmSpouge.

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Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!

Dear Arudin,

If you're so intent on stealing and looting, then why are you a wizard? I'm surprised you're not a rogue instead, or a wizard/rogue combo. Comments?

Sincerely,

Galuf the Dwarf.

P.S.: Please tell Durnkrag I said hi.

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If you don't have the time to read, you don't have the time or the tools to write. - Stephen King

DCI Character Stats Thread

Dear Arudin,

have you ever fallen inlove w/ anyone? (*Cough*besidesmoneycough*

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Chaos makes the world go boom!
In case of a fire yell, "FIRE!"
You can't spell manslaughter, without laughter.

Dear Arudin,

Why can't wizards wear pants? Wouldn't it make it easier to run away and move about without those flowy robes?

-Vaya

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Not really, since your paladin oath would be kinda detrimental to our prosperity.

Dear Arudin How did you end up with Durnkrag and Khaggoth? I mean, Durnkrag is a paladin, it's not like he's the type of leader that will be the first to go for the most rewarding solution to problems, since we both know that "a good reputation" and "helping others" shouldn't be considered rewards. And Khaggoth is... well, he's Khaggoth, gentle spirit in an orc body.

Etine, priest of Talos

(My last BG Character :) )

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BORK!

Dear Arudin,

Why do you get a questionairre comic when the lovable and intelligible Remus could answer our questions thoroughly for us instead?

Peace

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If at first you dont succeed, dont try skydiving
Both diapers and politicians need to be changed--and usually for the same reasons

Dear Arudin,
Are you fed up with Elves being constantly compared to Vulcans?
Live long and prosper,
Vkm.

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Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!

Dear Arudin,

If given the chance to father a child and not have a thing to do with raising them, would you do it?

Not asking personally (I'm married),
Evil Princess Sarah Chlyallia

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EPSC: She's crazy, lazy and oh-so-lovable!


"The deific powers I emit will surely burn your retinas!!!"

EPSC's World of Art!
GHE Art Department

Dear Arudin,

If you could re-live your life, what would you do differently?

Shad

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BORK!

Dear Arudin,
Is there any chance that in the future you will make your own school((with a very high tuition so you can become rich)) where you teach how to get your amazing wit and sharp tounge?

Dear Arudin

If you had known that the shadow packs continious existencence would have led to the ruin of your modeling carear would you have killed them when you had the chance? (namely when you were looting them from head to toe)

Before you stands a gnome... and what a gnome!  Big eyes, big mouth, big ears, yet he still manages to be all nose.  His mustache consists of two long, thin braids that dangle past his chin, and his goatee is forked.  Light gleams off of his bald pate, as well as all of his jewelry: gold earrings, a ring on every stubby finger, and a gigantic ruby pendent that hangs about his neck, matching the color of his sumptuous robes.  Oddly enough, the ruby is cut in the shape of a turnip.  Before you stands... the Gnomefather.  (Not to mention the magical/mechanical monstrosity that looms behind him, a custom-made golem bodyguard.)  Beside him is Twitch, looking mighty upset with his rear wrapped in bandages.
He speaks.  "Elf, I am Noj "Boomer" Noswick, CEO of Noswick Enterprises, and Gnomefather.  It has come to my attention that you have attacked my little brother.  Your reasons are meaningless.  The injury I can forgive; the insult to all gnomekind, I cannot.  Your days are numbered, Elf-Boy.  This is war."

Dear Arudin,

Would you say the best way to ultimate power is through learning, study and inner reflection?  Or is it becoming a Lich?


-Vaya

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Not really, since your paladin oath would be kinda detrimental to our prosperity.