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Ask Arudin (No Spam)

Last post 05-30-2008, 7:45 PM by danhalo. 166 replies.
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  •  8/23/2007 6:07:10 PM 802198 in reply to 802118

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    Re: Ask Arudin (No Spam)

    Dear Arudin,

    why do you not use a weapon of any kind(your amazing magic aside)? I mean most wizards have a staff at least!

    Bard: "I cast Tasha's Hideous Laughter at the Ogre."
    DM: "Isn't that a joke spell?"
    Bard: "Only when a Wizard casts it."
    Wizard: "Hey!"
  •  9/8/2007 6:53:56 AM 802540 in reply to 802198

    Re: Ask Arudin (No Spam)

    Who has what tresure in your party, and why haven't you stolen your teammate's stuff?
  •  9/11/2007 12:17:26 PM 802598 in reply to 802198

    Re: Ask Arudin (No Spam)

    valas:
    Dear Arudin,

    why do you not use a weapon of any kind(your amazing magic aside)? I mean most wizards have a staff at least!

     

    in responce to Valas's post: he does have a weapon the moonblade, however, it is dormant.


    If you can tell me why it is or is not... I'll be impressed.
    You understood the question.

    Take the test at: http://www.ff-fan.com/chartest/
  •  9/12/2007 9:21:45 AM 802613 in reply to 802598

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    Re: Ask Arudin (No Spam)

    Oh yeah forgot about that! But then again, he can't use the moonblade can he?


    Bard: "I cast Tasha's Hideous Laughter at the Ogre."
    DM: "Isn't that a joke spell?"
    Bard: "Only when a Wizard casts it."
    Wizard: "Hey!"
  •  9/14/2007 1:44:39 PM 802658 in reply to 802613

    Re: Ask Arudin (No Spam)

    Only if he wants to die.

    Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
    Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!

  •  9/20/2007 3:48:57 AM 802808 in reply to 802658

    Re: Ask Arudin (No Spam)

    lose-lose situation then.
    If you can tell me why it is or is not... I'll be impressed.
    You understood the question.

    Take the test at: http://www.ff-fan.com/chartest/
  •  9/20/2007 11:21:54 PM 802839 in reply to 802808

    Re: Ask Arudin (No Spam)

    I warned ye! Devil



    EPSC: She's crazy, lazy and oh-so-lovable!


    "The deific powers I emit will surely burn your retinas!!!"

    EPSC's World of Art!
    GHE Art Department
  •  2/29/2008 10:08:39 AM 804236 in reply to 761384

    Re: Ask Arudin (No Spam)

    Dear Arudin

       You do know that the Arch-Dryad is was an obese guy right, I just want to know, what was going through your mind when you kissed "Her?"

                Sincerely and whatnot

                             ~Crewt0n


    ~Good on a salad!
  •  3/1/2008 9:48:18 AM 804237 in reply to 804236

    Re: Ask Arudin (No Spam)

    Dear Arudin,

    what are you doing next Friday night? I have some very expensive elven wine, a luxurious apartment with lots of silken cushions and many an academic difference I would love to discuss thoroughly with a fellow mage.


    My regards,
    Lauretha, the sun-elven enchantress.



  •  3/1/2008 5:20:30 PM 804238 in reply to 804237

    Re: Ask Arudin (No Spam)

    Lauretha:
    Dear Arudin,

    what are you doing next Friday night? I have some very expensive elven wine, a luxurious apartment with lots of silken cushions and many an academic difference I would love to discuss thoroughly with a fellow mage.


    My regards,
    Lauretha, the sun-elven enchantress.


    Arudin getting open invitations to women's apartments now (lucky bastard). I wonder if the other DCI males are jealous of him?

    Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
    Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!

  •  3/5/2008 1:04:26 PM 804253 in reply to 804237

    Re: Ask Arudin (No Spam)

    Lauretha:
    Dear Arudin,

    what are you doing next Friday night? I have some very expensive elven wine, a luxurious apartment with lots of silken cushions and many an academic difference I would love to discuss thoroughly with a fellow mage.


    My regards,
    Lauretha, the sun-elven enchantress.

    Hey! Back off! Arudin is mine! Plus a simple enchantress can't compare to an arcane archer.

  •  3/8/2008 4:28:17 AM 804263 in reply to 804253

    Re: Ask Arudin (No Spam)

    Dear Arudin,

    With your small but growing group of fangirls (and probably some fanboys) what will you do with your new found fame and how will you stop girls like Lauretha and Menelanna from coming to blows over you?

    Scratchit: But he's a cripple!
    Blackadder: He's not a cripple, Mrs Scratchit. Occasionally saying "Phew! My leg hurts!" when he remembers to wouldn't fool Baldrick!

  •  3/8/2008 9:35:12 AM 804265 in reply to 804253

    Re: Ask Arudin (No Spam)

    Dear Menalanna, firstly -  I am wizard and so is Arudin, so we DO have academic differences to discuss. So, unfortunately, you, as an archer, even arcane archer, cannot fill in my place in this little engagement. I would  also like to point out, that trivialising my chosen profession, you are also trivialising Arudin's accomplishments - an enchantress is still a wizardress, only specialising in a certain field of magic, as I said earlier (plus, as we are speaking of a character designed in the time of 2 edition, has charisma scores that meet some very high requirements... which you have little chance of matching).

    And, unfortunately once again (at least for you) I seem to recall you from another time&place (forum;p) and know that you can't, in fact, be meeting with Arudin Friday night as you have to spend the time with the so-proclaimed true love of yours, an elven wizard going by the name of Xan of Evereska, if I remember correctly?

    Not to mention that gold elves have to stick together. Since you are not a one, it should be you to back off.

    (:>)


    And Vkm Spouge, fear not for we (I...?) have everything under control. (or will have; enchantments are absolutely irreplaceable when it comes to dealing with wild crowds of fans, and as a specialized mage I have all this fancy bonuses... success is definitely in the cards:>)


    PS: Vkm, do you REALLY think Arudin would try to stop 2 elven girls from having a catfight over (and in front of) him?



  •  3/8/2008 10:47:22 AM 804267 in reply to 804265

    Re: Ask Arudin (No Spam)

    Okay, break it up.... Any more deviantions from asking Arudin questions shall incur the wrath of EPSC-brand Pirate-ninjas (or was it Ninja-Pirates?  I forget.  In any case, you'll be sure they'll either make you walk the plank or you won't here them coming).

    Ladies, if you must fight over Arudin, do so in the arena (Private Message Stadium).

    So EPSC has spoken, so shall it be.

    EPSC: She's crazy, lazy and oh-so-lovable!


    "The deific powers I emit will surely burn your retinas!!!"

    EPSC's World of Art!
    GHE Art Department
  •  4/6/2008 12:24:30 PM 804515 in reply to 761384

    Re: Ask Arudin (No Spam)

    Listen you little gnat of a puny elf, I have a proposition for you, one I doubt you can refuse...
    I want you to kill Durnkrag,, the others' passing to the Nine Hells are of no consequence to me, just the Dwarvern Paladin.
    In exchange for your brutal assassination of him, I'll give you powers unlimited, or as unlimited as my master, Asmodeus, Arch-Duke of Hell and Ruler of Nessus, allows.
    And I'll probably give you a bag of gold, let's say 200?
    Now, what say you, Arudin?
    Damnation the Blackguard, in the employ of Asmodeus
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